Time To Kill Some Friends. Improve Your Life On Facebook.

by bob

Is Facebook beginning to get on your nerves?

Are you receiving updates about what someone you hardly know did with their aunty last weekend?

Maybe a work colleague who you don’t even know that well is now cleaning his underpants.

These wonderful nougats of information, whilst clearly of huge significance to the poster start to eat away at your brain, sending you slowly mad, and making you hate Facebook. Yes. Even more than the bloody zombie invitations and shit third party applications which I really wish would go away and never return.

I don’t care about these things. I probably shouldn’t even have these freaks on my list and that’s my fault.

That’s why it’s time to KILL KILL KILL. Get these people off your list.

Just go here:

http://www.facebook.com/friends.php?

Now go through your list of friends and remove the annoying ones. You know the ones I mean. Just click the ‘remove friend’ link . Easy. Repeat until your Facebook experience becomes more bearable.

You may also want to consider joining this group:

fuck off… I don’t want to be a pirate/vampire/werewolf/zombie

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