Fuck The Nintendo Wii. It’s a load of Cock.
Everywhere you go now it’s wii wii fucking wii. What is going on?
Even elderly people have taken to stumbling around their rooms waving wii controllers around like crazed lunatics.
When the mood takes you and you start prancing round the room lets say…bowling - have you considered perhaps leaving the room, going outside, and actually going bowling? For fucks sake.
This wii thing is everywhere. And it must stop.
This is a big step backwards in video gaming. The games people are playing on this newfangled excuse for a video console are unadvanced, unexciting and uninspiring.
“But we will get some exercise this way” I hear you say.
Really?
If you want some exercise go and run round a field, climb a mountain, or run a marathon. And throw the wii out the window on your way.
