Loch Ness Monster Alive and Well in Manchester Freezer
by bobThe Loch Ness Monster has been caught, alive, and is currently living in a Manchester freezer, it is claimed.
Jon Roy, a keen fisherman, had been fishing on Loch Ness when he caught what he thought was a huge salmon or pike.
“I couldn’t believe it” said Roy, “I thought my number was up! It just kept pulling and pulling!”
Roy somehow managed to land the monster and bundle it into the back of his Transit van, which he drove straight back to his Manchester home.
Scientists are eagerly waiting for the proof to be shown at a conference tomorrow in Stockport town hall, though a compelling photo can be seen of the beast, below. DNA tests are to follow.
“There is no doubt this is Nessie” said Roy, earlier today. “Now these nay sayers will have their final evidence.”
Roy, 31, owns a souvenir shop in south Manchester that sells scottish gifts and trinkets.
