Lets Wear More Bunnies, Ducks and Bears!
by bob
I killed a guinea pig with a brick when I was younger. Put it in a bag, hit it on the head with a brick. I didn’t enjoy it - the thing was very sick, and a friend had asked me to do it. OK I didn’t eat it but I’m not a fan of guinea pig meat. Anyway, what’s the big problem with killing animals? It’s the way our relationship works with the world, and that’s that.
So I think we should be wearing more bunnies, ducks and bears. And apparently we are.
Bunny and duck both have excellent insulation properties compared to their synthetic alternatives. Ducks too could be incorporated into clothing designs more than they currently are. We could even use bunny faces on the end of shoes or slippers, combining taxidermy and fashion for the first time.
Imagine a hat made just like a rabbit sitting down which you could put on your head, or belly button warmers made from soft bunny tails.
Bear’s feet, even, could be chopped off, hollowed out and made into superb boots that would serve you for years.
You are one sick puppy - but very funny at that
hilarious stuff
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You are clearly insane ;p
I think that newly hatched chicks would make appropriately festive earmuffs around Easter time…
I think we should see more fetus art and fashion. Screw this stem cell research, let’s wear them instead.
I’d pay for a fetus hat.
An ex of mine once threatened to turn my pet ferret into a cock warmer … I think you’d at least want to remove the teeth first though.