10 Effective Ways to Piss Off Your Work Colleagues.
by bob
1. Arrive early in the morning with a strong smelling chinese dish. Reheat, remove lid, leave on desk.
2. Leave your mobile phone on their desk and then ring it every few minutes from a private number.
3. When they are out for lunch, login to their email and send abusive messages to your boss, or romantic messages to colleagues.
4. Get a piece of bluetack, insert a drawing pin so it is slightly hidden, and leave on their chair.
5. Remove their chair just before they sit on it.
6. Register their work email for as many free emails and offers you can.
7. Open up porn on their browser whenever they leave their desk.
8. Tie their phone cord in a knot so it is much shorter. They wont notice. Then call them.
9. Leave a messages on their desk for them to call R. Sole. Give the number of your local police station.
10. Order a blow up doll at home and get it delivered to your colleague at work.
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