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1. It staves off the ultimate form of memory loss - Alzheimer’s. Recent studies on mice suggest that anti-inflammatories found in cannabis prevent the clumping of brain proteins, one major cause of the disease. More Info.

2. Skunk is giving Marijuana a bad name. Before the arrival of skunk, Marijuana wasn’t seen a such a hard drug by the authorities. Skunk has changed this all and is being used to demonize marijuana by police and governments.

3. You can still buy weed in a lot of countries with no trouble at all. Holland of course - but there are also places in Switzerland, Germany, Denmark, Tasmania, America and Australia where the buying and selling of weed is tolerated by the authorities.

4. Nobody has ever died from a Marijuana overdose. This is not true of alcohol.

5. Marijuana helps with: Stress Relief, Pain Relief, Meditation, Eating Disorders.

6. Marijuana has been around since ancient times. It wasn’t considered a problem until a disinformation campaign about it was launched in the 1930s by the Americans.

7. £6 Billion is spent on marijuana by Britons each year. And that’s not including money spent on chocolate and munchies.

8. Driving under the influence of cannabis is not dangerous.

9. Cannabis can improve your sex life - acting as an aphrodisiac.

10. Cannabis does NOT cause violent behavior, unlike Alcohol And Cocaine

The Loch Ness Monster has been caught, alive, and is currently living in a Manchester freezer, it is claimed.

Jon Roy, a keen fisherman, had been fishing on Loch Ness when he caught what he thought was a huge salmon or pike.

“I couldn’t believe it” said Roy, “I thought my number was up! It just kept pulling and pulling!”

Roy somehow managed to land the monster and bundle it into the back of his Transit van, which he drove straight back to his Manchester home.

Scientists are eagerly waiting for the proof to be shown at a conference tomorrow in Stockport town hall, though a compelling photo can be seen of the beast, below. DNA tests are to follow.

“There is no doubt this is Nessie” said Roy, earlier today. “Now these nay sayers will have their final evidence.”

Roy, 31, owns a souvenir shop in south Manchester that sells scottish gifts and trinkets.